top shelf

someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued
"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."
by dadiddy July 01, 2004
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Ball Shelf

The roll under a woman's chin that even slim women have due to performing too much oral sex with a man over the span of time.
I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.

Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
by Heelfigger January 05, 2009
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top shelf

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly
Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho
by Shiba June 30, 2004
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top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.
I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.
by Alex June 30, 2004
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Shelf Boy

3rd year highschool freshman that has a permenant scar on his forehead from being hit repeatedly with a shelf at an early age. Has below average intelligence, and lives in mortal fear of all shelves. See Also: Pole Boy
Shelf Boy is a retard.
by Clayborne Harris March 31, 2004
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top shelf

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.
1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
by pab June 30, 2004
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top shelf

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.
by Dwayne July 03, 2004
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