Nike

Crappy overpriced American consumer Sportswear. They are of poor quality and look crappy in design. Nike’s aren’t good st all, they are really ugly.

Retarded when compared to Adidas, Puma, Calvin Klein etc.

One average bland Nike tshirt costs $55 bucks compared to three Old Navy tshirts that are nearly half the price.

by Shadow Spectre May 10, 2024

Nike

Bald

Yo that give is so nike right now

by Nike_is_bald777 June 26, 2021

Nike Shady

this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses

that guy is such a nike shady

by mr.caughlin6969 January 22, 2019

Nike Moment

When you act entirely on impulse (probably followed by few thoughts)

Dude, i couldn't help myself! i asked her out, it was a total nike moment

by mcviibe January 11, 2009

Nike pro

The phrase “nike pro” is often used in TikTok comment sections to say that something looks so good u wanna go crazy on it (sex)

Commenter: “Sophie rain nike pros”
Other commenter: synau blud

by Explaining person 95 June 29, 2025

Nike

Nike is the most beautiful human being in this world. She is powerful, magical, and the cleverest Person I ever met. She knows everything and her brain is a blessing for the World. This is because shes got the power of being perfect. She is by far the most incredible biological creature.

Nike is beautiful, incredible and extraordinary.

by Blessingofearth October 16, 2019

Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018