Dick Knob

How to dick nob someone.

Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.

Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

Step 3: Knock.

Step 4: Wait.

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time

by Toxic_S August 22, 2010

donkey knob

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.

...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.

by Ian July 30, 2003

Gobbler's Knob

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)

OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!

by zibby-da-boo December 02, 2010

knob-jockey

A homosexual.

"I'm not a knob-jockey. I like girls!"

by truthtalker October 09, 2003

wank knob

When a person is both a wanker and a knob head.

Joe: Did you see that guy, Alan?

Spence: Yeah, he was a total wank knob...fuckin' Martyn.

by RubySpank December 10, 2006

knob bobber

someone (usually used to describe a girl) who gives alot of head to men.

"katy is a real knob bobber"

by marmarthe2nd July 04, 2006

knob head

Northern term of endearment. Can be used both positively and negatively dependant on tone of voice!

How many times do I have to tell you, ya knob head.
Oi Brian, get some teaching done, ya knob head!
Is he a scum fan {Manchester United}? Yeah, he's a proper knob head.

by Sir Sean November 27, 2006