Lazy Susan

A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.

Me: “Why does it smell like shit?”
Also me: “Lazy Susan must have walked by”

by Dena123 December 31, 2019

lazy mexican

(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.

Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."

by meat spin August 16, 2006

lazy fuck

The act of falling asleep while she's on top.

Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.

by Sawyertt December 06, 2010

lazy hippo

1: Find fat chick
2: Find sleeping pills
3: Combine
4: Fuck sleeping fat chick
5: Relax

John went to the local fat chick hang out and brought home a fatty. She wasnt too down and first but after he gave her a few sleeping pills the lazy hippo came out to play.

by shunzo February 21, 2009

lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 10, 2019

Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.

Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.

by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021