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Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.
My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.
by eFrazes July 14, 2012
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vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.
"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"
by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor May 28, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick
by Galen Knode May 25, 2016
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vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
by Thetugburn May 11, 2016
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corona vacation

The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
First I went to Cabo, then me and my girl got caught up on our Netflix during our corona vacation
by The Virologist March 1, 2020
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vacation dick

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D
"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016
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vacation dick

A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.
"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."
by Joe "madman" Griffiths May 27, 2016
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