Todd Friel

1) Well known evangelist on the familynet with the particularity of having a personality that evokes both nausea and diarrhea all at once. He is the host of both Wretched radio and Wretched TV where he displays a high level of douchebaggery.

2) Epithet hurled at someone who displays the characteristics of Todd Friel, typically a Christian Fundementalist or a used car salesman.

(SEE douchebag, asshole, motherfucker, dickwad, creep, scumbag, shithead, bible-thumper, fundy)

- Did you see that Todd Friel? The one acting all chummy with the kids and handing out tracts?

- That preacher just went on and on about the evils of the world with that shit-eating grin. What a Todd Friel!!

by Th3_W01F January 27, 2011

todd barry

an extreamly good looking stand-up comedian.

STUFF HES DONE:

STAND UP ON TELEVISION
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry - 1/2 hour special
Last Call with Carson Daly
Jimmy Kimmel Live
USO Comedy Tour - (Comedy Central)

ANIMATED TELEVISION
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist - Todd, The Video Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Romulox
Space Ghost, Coast-To-Coast - guest
Shorties Watching Shorties
Hey Monie - Kazumi
Saddle Rash - Kitty the Kid
Home Movies - Clerk
O'Grady - Janitor, Dave, The Fly
Squidbillies - Dr. Bug
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil - Ethan

OTHER TELEVISION
Wonder Showzen - Barold T. Mosely
Sesame Street - 7
Lucky Louie - Todd
Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase - roaster
Chappelle's Show - Paul
The Larry Sanders Show - Keith
Spin City - Doug
Sex and the City - Ordinary Guy
Contest Searchlight - himself
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn - regular panelist
Sundance Film Festival Live - Co-host - (Sundance Channel, 1999)
Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - (Food Network)

RADIO
The Howard Stern Show

FESTIVALS
Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Edinburgh, UK (2004)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - Australia (2004)
Vancouver International Comedy Festival
Just for Laughs Festival - Montreal (1994, 2003, 2006)
Brighton Comedy Festival - Brighton, UK (2003)
Big Night of Comedy - Den Haag, NL (2003)
Cat Laughs Festival - Kilkenny, IRE (2001)
U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Aspen (1998, 2000)
Chicago Comedy Festival (1999)

AWARDS
2003 IT STANDUP - Entertainment Weekly IT List
2003 Nightlife Awards - Outstanding Male Standup Comedian
1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, Aspen - Jury Award - Stand Up

i am completly in love with todd barry and his balding head.

by maroo September 1, 2006

Todd Story

A Todd Story is a short story which can casually be told within 120 seconds. Todd Stories generall lack any form of relevant content and are usually told in the form of a joke with no punch line. Todd Stories are usually told by the biggest Todd in the social group at the time of the gathering.

"YA DUDE SO I WENT TO HIS SISTER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM AND THEN I LEFT! SHE HAD A DOG."

"Brah that was a total Todd Story."

by Nazal July 12, 2009

Re-Todd

1.the act of being re-todded

2.slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development : characterized by mental retardation

3. very redneck

"Joe Liberman is being re-todded"

by miller4090 December 31, 2007

Todd Pace

A speed of movement at which one appears to be pondering along at an easily overcomable pace, but is in fact moving just fast enough to be unpassable. This stems from a complex use of the wormhole theory in which the Todd Pacer does not in fact move through the Universe, but moves the Universe backwards past themselves. The faster you try to catch up, the faster the Universe is moved, much like running on a tread mill.

Man, that fucker is running at Todd Pace.

Let's go back to the donut shop. That Nigg's goin' at Todd Pace.

by Several Assembled Folks. July 31, 2008

todd roberts

a fat bald fag

hes such a todd roberts

by DKINGJ September 19, 2016

Poopy Todd

When you let go of a huge floater so big you have to name it, and the only nameyou can think of Crappy enough is Todd.

Man after that taco bell last night I made a legit Poopy Todd

by Bigballs doodoohead April 10, 2022