Cum octopus 

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

Cum octopus by dLFN98 December 27, 2018

chicken octopus

a boy who plays baseball who thinks their so very cool but is just a chicken octopus

“OMG dude, your such a chicken octopus”
“shut up bitch”
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*

chicken octopus by chicken octopus November 15, 2019

Ploop Octopus 

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

Ploop Octopus by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

Cajun Octopus by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022

Land Octopus 

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

Land Octopus by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

Rapid Octopus 

When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.

That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!

Rapid Octopus by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022

The Octopus 

When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.

Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.

The Octopus by Uncle Shonk January 31, 2023