oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

oatmeal

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 23, 2003

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.

I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy

by Zach Asshole May 9, 2008

Angry Optometrist

To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.

Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass.

by Big Robb August 7, 2006

ottoman whore

The person who is forced to sit on the ottoman because all of the other chairs have been taken.

John bacame the ottoman whore because he was the last to sit down to play Bong 98.

by Lucky Torso June 27, 2006

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

logan searfoss

that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

by wrinkleman May 4, 2018

optomist

A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!!

oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did

by bill November 7, 2003