Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.

Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!

by Macalak February 25, 2020

Simp

A nigga like Alexis who be getting curved by every female and be thinking that bitches are shit

Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp

by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020

Simp

Tara

Stop simping tara

by Cornutz March 25, 2020

Simping

Simping is leaving ur guys for a girl.Such as choosing her over your bro just because ur horny.If your boy wants to facetime with u and you dont because your chatting to a girl your simping.

Aptula simping with olivia and leaving his bros.Going against bro before hoes

by riskyasav March 21, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"

Josh is such a Simp

by iammrmidget March 8, 2020

Simp

Tom

tom: i love belle delphine. im so obsessed with her
sam: stfu you simp

by Janis Smith June 27, 2020

SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020