Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 20, 2008

A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 21, 2011

The best kind of grass out there. It smells of onion. And makes an awesome Halloween costume. And Christmas. Also, Goes nice with pineapple sented candle. But, I would recommend just buying an onion grass pineapple candle.
by Thebeatles24 October 26, 2012

by Mr Ramada April 13, 2017

by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019

When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
by Eddie Skerry May 6, 2019
