Kate: Jack, were you crying during A Walk to Remember?
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
Jack: No way, someone must have been cuttin' onions in there.
by Sethward March 21, 2008
by Onion Pickler August 30, 2019
A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
by Kaydiv April 03, 2011
by YaaaaaaahD October 15, 2016
An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
I had some tangy onions after my workout. But Rachel got on her knees and sucked them anyway.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
My fingers smell like my tangy onions. Foul.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 06, 2018