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nobed

A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.
"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!
by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005
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K-Nabbed

1. v. The act of having been invited to hang out at someone's house and when you arrive at the house the person who invited you ends up wanting to go to an undesirable location(i.e. Hick bar, or Electro Club).
I just got here and now you want to go studio 54?!? Man I knew I was getting K-nabbed!!! I'm going home!
by Germanismyynamedamn August 11, 2005
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The Noble Steed

When you fuck her from behind, you grab and wrap her hair tight in your hand, put your elbow in her back and pull her from the sheets so she grabs at the out of each sheets like a horse on its back legs.
“I gave her the noble steed and made her neigh all night long
by Cbondo October 4, 2017
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nebbers

nebbin nosey people
like always nebbin out the window nosey nebbers
by bloszoom May 2, 2006
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nobblecopter

The act of which two men (often times gay) smear the ritz cheese sandwich substance over one anothers body.
OMG did you see those 2 nobblecopters
by Trevor is French April 9, 2007
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cock nobbler

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
by zickhyt June 18, 2011
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Noberini

A sexy person that everybody loves and admires...
Hey, you are not a Noberini
by Matt March 26, 2005
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