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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
mugGet the Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)mug.
this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022
mugGet the A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60mug.

Hollywood Filter

The “Hollywood Filter” is a face tuning filter from a retouch app called FaceApp. Every influencer uses it. That’s why they all look the same.
by eeeemmmmeeeeee May 15, 2022
mugGet the Hollywood Filtermug.

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.
"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
by Vash8504 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Hobo Filtermug.

Filtered Milk

Cum It’s Just Cum. Only Drink it if you’re a female during sex!
Stacy loves drinking filtered milk when she’s doing the dirty.
by Sexyman69sex November 6, 2020
mugGet the Filtered Milkmug.

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs
Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.
by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021
mugGet the Vacuum cleaner filtermug.

Filter joint

A small joint in which a filter is rolled and marijuana is put in the tip of the filter and hit like a one hitter. Reported to get the average person higher than normal because of the close contact of the marijuana to the mouth. The shorter distance allows less THC to be wasted, hence the reason a filter is used.
Hey, all I have is .02, want to smoke a filter joint?
by The Big Puffer December 28, 2014
mugGet the Filter jointmug.

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