Nikola

Funny guy with MONSTER COCK. "Mr. Fuck Your Mom". His personality and big dick will make any girl go from: "Im not that kind of girl." to "Oh my god my ass is gonna be ripped apart like 9/11 twin buildings.

1: There is a guy with a big dick.
Igor: I know i i saw it when Nikola was in my mom.

by UhhhhhhhSoBig November 21, 2021

Nikola

Hi Nikola it is your mom please eat less and i love you now even though you have covid go to school

Hi Nikola bye

by Theunliked of myself October 6, 2020

Nikola Ninic

A s*x machine with a gigantic di*k that will destroy anyone. His gigantic di*k and se*y looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal s*x will literally tear your ass apart.
If you want hard s*x or u need bodyguard just scream "NIKIII" and he will be there in next 69 seconds

boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikola Ninic was headin' out today.

Boy2: F*CK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S NIKOLA NINIC GIRL NOW...

by Fan girl from the Neighberhооd November 23, 2021

Nikola

Usually used to describe an attractive, intelligent, gorgeous and successful woman. But also a cold hearted bitch that doesn’t care about others feelings. She’s gonna manipulate you, don’t trust her.

Her lips, her hair, her smile, everything about her is perfect. The prettiest girl. I love Nikola.

by JksBaby November 21, 2021

Nikolas Wheeler

A person who jerks of to gay porn and licks used condoms

Typically drinks cum and smells like anal

Dad: Nikolas Wheeler, stop licking my condoms

Nikolas Wheeler: Please, dad I'm horny

by Dicklover569 October 25, 2017

Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

Nikolas

Any dude named Nikolas has a massive schlong (its true).

Omg its Nikolas is Schlong is massive

by Reallymassiveschlong November 25, 2021