Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel

Person that rizz girls or mums

jake was nigeling aleah. Nigel did me well last night!

by WrapItBeforeYouTapIt August 5, 2023

Nigel

A greeting from one hood member to another. This word can be used by all races.

Yo what up my nigel! Oh yo tyrone whats been poppin

#mynigel

by rumrumrumrumrumvrum January 16, 2019

Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".

Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?

by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019

Nigel

Synonymous with 50kgs

My personal record on bench is Nigel

by LordNigel June 13, 2023

Nigel Smith

Juicabatchie ridgeback rhino forehead

wow look at that ridgeback comonly know as a nigel smith

by jimboooojim February 5, 2010

cottaging nigel

A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging

cottaging nigel huh

by mrs tosser November 22, 2025