New Jersey 

That state up in Yankeeland that is home to the nastiest city in the US...Newark. That, coming from a citizen of the greatest state in the US, TEXAS!

And, yes, I have been to New Jersey!!!

New Jersey by Hallie Corson September 28, 2004

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I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.

someone from north carolina: where are you from
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.

new jersey by lolli pop kid December 26, 2010

New Jersey 

The mini California, but better!

New Jersey and California even look alike!

New Jersey by Pieman418 March 31, 2009

new jersey 

A prank that revolves around a huge lie pulled by the founders of milkhair records.

"Hey I heard Insight is gonna drop a verse on the J Parker CD."
"Naw, I think that's just another new jersey."

new jersey by Jacob Barker February 4, 2004

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New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO!!!

LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS

LONG LIVE THE 908!!!!!!!!!!!!

regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"?
guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro!"

new jersey by Pr0uD J3rziAn August 31, 2010

new jersey 

an abandon beer. An abandon beer that has too much beer to waste, but not enough to enjoy.

barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone?

frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!

new jersey by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004

New Jersey 

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

~author unknown

Definition of New Jersey

New Jersey by Jersey boy October 5, 2018