raf nardi

1. Douchebag

2. Mentally Retarded

3. Usually do not have penis'

fuck! that guy is such a raf nardi, what a cunt

by Jack O'Brien August 3, 2009

nard

it's a hard nap

after i biked through that desert, i was ready for a nard

by SUS10 September 20, 2010

nard

a type of grass found in europe or asia or europe of little or no importance.
or
the epitome of all things nerdy.

Derek and Tristen are nards.

by N2C December 10, 2003

nardhole

Hiney hole. Also an excellent insult to properly identify another's ultimate retardation.

1. Damn I really took it in the nardhole on that deal!
2. Eff you nardhole!

by Gas Bandit April 25, 2006

Shredding the nard

When one refers to the "art" or shredding the nar, one may include a "d" on the end of nar, this is because there parents did not teach them proper diction.

Setting: Chair lift passing by the terrain park
Buddy hits huge kicker, and land a quad back flip, said girl yells out "He just shredded the nar" said girl two yells at said girl one " Your an idiot, its obviously he just Shredded the nard, the diction ovs allows for more emphasis on the crushing ability of said buddy".

Example 2-

Setting: Exact same time and place as example 1 (POV of shredders)

Said Buddies Buddy comes over to him and says "Bro you are shredding the nar". Said Buddy yells "You an idiot, i obviously just "shredding the nard", the diction ovs allows for it to seem way more shredding then then just nar"

by Jkraft777 November 14, 2011

nardstrom

1)A group of people in one room that total up to an odd number of testicles

2)Person posessing only one testical.

1)dude, im not goin in there because its a nardstrom party!

2)i hope his mom knows she gave birth to a nardstrom.

by Lobe January 6, 2005

nardini

A limp noodle that can be construed in a sexual context

Your thing looks like a nardini.

by Sir McAwesomePants January 17, 2008