bread napkin

A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.

"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"

"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."

by goatmilkanscashews November 9, 2017

fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.

Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.

by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018

Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016

dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

napkins whore

- The one who is using too much napkins in the coffee shops or restaurants

- The one who always finish the napkins in your place

- Jack is such a napkins whore, he ordered a bottle of water , he took 10 napkins with it!

-Friend1: I can’t believe that, Sally finished the napkins when she came over!
Friend 2: AGAIN!! Well! She’s being a napkins whore as usual!

by M.DERZ December 13, 2020

flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

by The saltier the better June 14, 2012