crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Nan Slayer

The ability to get a never ending amount of poon. A gentlemen that exacts an immense amount of female attention

That bro is such a nan slayer! There's always a flood of girls going into his room.

by nanslayer3.0 January 2, 2011

NaN

Shortened version of Nerdy and Needy.

A: I really need a NaN guy right now.
B: You’re so right..

by Vriskawasthebest July 1, 2024

nan fuhrer

A person, normally a nan or nanni who works in a position of authority. They rule with an iron fist, normally having no patience for incompetence. They will not hesitate in dispatching anyone who they feel is hindering their mission.

Did you hear? Nan Fuhrer Beverly just dispatched that poor girl for printing the wrong thing.

by TeessideGuy91 October 30, 2021

what in the nan

It basically means what the f*go but it’s more of a joke

‘Jessica called me last night.’
‘What in the nan, what did she say?’

by pollen33 November 17, 2022

nans

shenanigans

I call nans on that story, bro.

by jesusatemysister January 24, 2018

ya nan

about the sexiest roughest and dirty chic you will ever meet. when u slap dat ass it ripples for centuries

wow shes ya nan

by yabadab dab September 17, 2020