The Original Mustache Mafia

A group of strangely attarctive men wearing the almighty mustache.

Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!

by El Peligroso June 14, 2008

mustache fight

Two men violently making out,

or one man and an Italian woman.

Did you see those gay guys? they really know how to mustache fight

by assdan June 3, 2010

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014

Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.

Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!

by Yekralem August 17, 2015

Mungstache

the moustache one gets after he or she has been munging

damn i hope thats milk and not a mungstache bro!

by dmess April 17, 2010

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003