mushroom slap

if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.

C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"

by drew s April 12, 2004

Mushroom Clap

To viciously strike someone across the face with your penis. Creating a smacking or clap noise.

"I mushroom clapped my girl the other day for stepping out of line"

by ~Michael~ October 5, 2006

Mushroom Cloud

1.the end result of a nuclear explosion
2.the solution to all of the world's problems

...all that was left was a mushroom cloud.

by D3zNu7$ February 18, 2008

Mushroom Stamp

The Slapping of an erect penis aginst a womens face or ass.

After cumming on her titties, i mushroom stamped her ass!!!

by WhiteRebel09 January 14, 2008

Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 6, 2010

mushroom flip

When a guy has an erection in the middle of the day, in a social setting, so he uses the elastic in his shorts, or pants, or whatever he is wearing to "tame the beast."

Yo, during math i had some wood, and the teacher asked me to write something on the board, so like a champ i mushroom flipped, and stood up and answered the question

by H. Dot December 24, 2007

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005