myspace orgasm

When a Myspacer logs into Myspace and recieves "New Picture Comments" "New Comments" "New Friend Requests" "New Messages" "New Event Invitation" etc. all on one occasion. Often causes little Myspace whores to orgasm.

boycrazee96: omgz kelly
boycrazee96: i totez jst logged onto myspace and had like a bunch of new comments and pic comments and messages

lilprincess324: ohmigod tiff
lilprincess324: im soooooo jeal

boycrazee96: yea u shood b u fat loser
boycrazee96: im way more popular on myspace then u

lilprincess324: whatevs u so arnt

boycrazee96: ya i m

lilprincess324: y dnt u jst go hav a myspace orgasm u myspace whore

boycrazee96: k cya tard

lilprincess324: ttyl beeyotch

by =)omgzlolzrofl May 20, 2007

myspace diet

abstaining from myspace for a specified period of time.

its stupid to be on a myspace diet because you don't know what's going on with your friends, favorite bands, and television shows.

by millie39993 October 30, 2006

Myspace Lip

Noun, The face often used in MySpace profile pictures which involves the pursing of the lips, and then the shifting of the pursed lips to the side of the face. The photograph is then taken from the side of the face opposite the lips, so as to conceal as much of the lip as possible. This could be done, possibly, to conceal that the the MySpace user has herpes.

"coment my new pix plz"
"No, I don't want to see your MySpace Lip"

by Jay Briggs July 10, 2006

Myspace Spying

To figure out information on another person, be it a friend or a relative, by investigating their Myspace profile. Also applicable for Facebook.

I wasn't sure if Chelsea was single or not, so after a bit of Myspace spying I discovered that she was in fact single.

by Patchmo July 17, 2009

myspacer

1. a person who uses the website www.myspace.com frequently
2. a person who is exceptionally adept at using www.myspace.com

1. My friend has become such a myspacer, he is on twenty-four hours a day.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.

by Roscoe Light August 29, 2005

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

Drunk MySpace

Much like the Drunk Dial or the drunk text, it is contacting someone by way of your myspace account while sloppy drunk and send messages and/or comments, esp., to your friends that you will most likely regret once you sober up

Contacting someone on MySpace while drunk that you would not contact sober, particularly an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Jane: "What are you doing getting back together with Mike, I thought you had a restraining order against him?"

Andrea: "What are you talking about?"

Jane: "Yeah Girl, You left him a comment last night that says you love him and he the one for you- it's right here on his myspace page..."

Andrea: "Oh my God, I drunk myspaced Mike last night! I didn't mean that!"

by miss_MK October 22, 2006