Lillian Moses 

Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has

Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible

Lillian Moses by Chief Nevercapper October 16, 2018

big baby moses 

term used for a large jewish man-boy with unparallel rapping skills. gains skills while drunk, but can also prove to be unstable at times. has incredible street knowledge and is also into kinky sex acts. has a somewhat dark past that he hides with his large goatee.

Yeah I know Big Baby Moses tossed a few, but that's the past...

big baby moses by lord god December 1, 2004

The Moses 

A sexual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom...but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, 'Let my people go!'

I totally pulled The Moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.

The Moses by ComedyGoo August 6, 2010

The Moses 

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.

I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch

The Moses by D. Bruch May 11, 2009

Pulling a Moses 

When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.

I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.

Pulling a Moses by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012

Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.

Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses

Math Moses by PWHAT May 21, 2009

Anna Moses 

Amazing girl, so sweeet and kind to everyone.

Anna Moses is amazing

im just like Anna Moses

Anna Moses by AnnalovesKyle! December 18, 2010