morbid angel

Kick ass Death Metal band formed in 1983 in Tampa, FL. Known as one of the pioneers of the genre and one of the best bands ever. Creator of the albums "Altars Of Madness", " Blessed Are The Sick" and " Covenant", the best Death Metal albums fuckin ever.

Members:

Trey Azagthoth - Guitar
Pete "Commando" Sandoval - Drums
David Vincent - Vocals, Bass

Example of lyrics by Morbid Angel

Lord of light
I will swarm against you now
Gods perverse
Wickeds at my side
Misery
Thorns to lance your every word
Nazarene
Now I crown you king in pain

Taken From "Day Of Suffering" (Blessed Are The Sick)

by El Crispi March 2, 2008

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so

I woke up around late morning

by Toby Westoner May 11, 2011

morbid fascination

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.

Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.

by PC Plod September 21, 2013

morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

Morning Rage

When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.

Colleague "Good Morning Robert"

Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).

by Stigerman June 25, 2009

Morning Justin

The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.

Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"

Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"

Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"

Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."

by jubu April 17, 2011