mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

by cut the cards August 8, 2022

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

“Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021

Boily Mop

The male variation of the term “girly pop”

Man: HEY THERE GIRLY POP

Woman: HII BOILY MOP

by raindrops01 June 26, 2023

april mop

April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood

April mop you sucker

by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020

Spin Mop

The Female version of a Fidget Spinner

My Wife enjoys her new Spin Mop, now she can relieve stress AND keep my floors clean

by ELCHEEZE October 4, 2018