511 montgo ave slag show

A 511 montgo ave slag show is a Merion Mercy student that routinely grinds, touches, kisses on the check, kisses on the hand, kisses on the forehead, kisses on the nose, kisses on the lips, french kisses, blows, poses for a facebook picture with, hugs, holds, humps, screws, bumps, shtups, engages in coitus, or copulates with a student from La Salle or an InterAc school (read: The Haverford School).

Yeah dude, she is a total 511 montgo ave slag show, c'mon, didn't you see her getting with Vance, only a couple of minutes after posing for a facebook picture with All InterAc lax stud, James 'Chip' Barrington?

by boss hamilton October 26, 2011

The Montfort Academy

A small, private Catholic school in katonah, ny. The school has drastically changed in the past few years and students who have left are EXTREMELY bitter. Full of new, qualified teachers and a student body which is school spirit and very kind. Many extracurriculars such as soccer, basketball, softball, competetive swimming, chess club, drama, robotics, baseball, track, debate, choir, yearbook club, and more. If you attend, or have a family member attending the school you can attest to it's stong communal and familial spirit.

student: did you see all those rude posts about our school, The Montfort Academy?
student2: yeah that's why i'm writing this definition.

by lady knight May 14, 2011

montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

Chevy Monte Carslow

Chevy Monte Carslow is slang for Chevy Monte Carlo, implying slowness.

BOB: My Mustang GT kicked that Chevy Monte Carslow's ass!

JOHN: That's Peter's car, and he's got a new Camaro on order. Paybacks are Hell dude!

by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009

del monte

Being of the homosexual persuation. A fruit.

You like it up the ass Del Monte?

by Ah-El March 9, 2003

Montgomery County Community College

Montgomery County Community College, located in Montgomery County Maryland with campuses in Rockville, Germantown and Silver Spring. The "college" claims to have a mission statement of endless opportunities. But like most community colleges the "college" is designed to suck money out of their students by forcing them to take classes that are non credit bearing. The school will make you take an accuplacer exam that is almost impossible pass with a high score to be able to place in college level courses. The test is claimed to express what reading and math level your on but in return most scores will come back to "prove" you are not a on college reading and/or math level. Even if you make the claim to your counselor that you were in Honors English or Calculus in high school they will go back to your scores claiming they are too low and your dumb. The college mainly craters to University rejects of Montgomery County. But also caters to others slums of neighboring counties such as Fredrick, PG County and others in southern maryland. Even though mostly all the people that go to MC (most commonly referred) come from low income housing and are all on some sort of financial aid the administration still enforces these perquisite classes that mostly teach you basic information most commonly taught in middle schools and elementary schools with a cost.

Person: Where do you go to School?
MC Kid: I go to school at Montgomery County Community College.
Person: How's that?
MC Kid: Its awful I am placed in a reading class that is non credit bearing and the cost is 500 dollars with a 200 dollar book made by MC.
Person: But wait, you were in Honors English with me in 12th grade why are you in Reading?
MC Kid: My accuplacer said I'm not smart enough to take college level english.
Person: Dude, that sucks
MC Kid: I know I'm borderline suicidal

Person: ....
MC Kid: =(

by honestyhurtsyou January 16, 2013

montezuma voodoo

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

by lord January 17, 2005