The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

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Mongolian Wet Hammer

the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate

Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.

by nickademas_and_john_wayne December 31, 2011

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Jew Mongler

Someone who acts like a Jewish person, but in fact isn't Jewish.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.

Ex1. Oliver refuses to donate his own money for the Haiti Relief.

"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"

Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.

Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler

by PolishJew February 3, 2010

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mongole

Word used by french canadian to define someone stupid. It's also a pejorative for people affected by the hydrocephalus disease.

a- Si y saute les 20 marches, c'est un esti de mongole.
b- Pour mes travaux communautaire, j'ai été obligé de m'occuper de mongoles dans une maison de fou.

by Nihb June 13, 2005

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