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Montana Stovepipe

Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.
My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.
by GoldB69 November 11, 2007
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montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis
Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007
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Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.
"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."
by Antonio January 16, 2005
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Montana Stick

A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.
"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"
by David Barrett April 3, 2006
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Missoula, Montana

the best place in the Last Best Place.
someone from someplace like Greenwich: I wish I was from Missoula, Montana, where the children run barefoot, learn from the trees, and dance with the drifters. where the people are taught by massive lumberjacks to throw large objects, such as moons.

Missoulian: I know.
by throwmoonsmash December 19, 2011
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Monga

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.
Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.
by Jetbori June 5, 2007
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Monsanto

Monsanto as a company lies, incredibly, about what they are doing. They bribe officials around the world and they seem to treat the world as their toilet. That’s not right for the rest of us.

Produces roundup and now producing the nations food!

Tried to kill us all by injecting bovine growth hormone your cows!
Monsanto's development and marketing of genetically engineered seed and bovine growth hormone, as well as its aggressive litigation, political lobbying practices, seed commercialization practices and "strong-arming" of the seed industry have made the company controversial around the world and a primary target of the alter-globalization movement and environmental activists. As a result of its business strategies and licensing agreements, Monsanto came under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department in 2009.
by Daisydew August 18, 2011
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