spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

eric mangini

to be extremely overweight, such as the former patriots assistent and current jets head coach, eric mangini.

i wanna stick my eric mangini dick in your pussy

by pat loughlin August 29, 2007

mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

migginsworth

the trenches

twitter user: migginsworth? where's that?

the ghost of barktovious: the trenches

by Migginsworth Mayors December 28, 2018

minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

minginy

Slang word for another slang word. Meaning:That something is crap/beyond it's sell-by/of sqidgy texture or just doesn't meet standards.

1) Oi! Dave! this beer is well minginy
2) Yep, yer fish pond's all minginy, full o' gunk it is.

by MS XP user August 30, 2005

mingish

someone or something is ugly or the personality is bad

Look at that mingish girl

by Ady Nazim January 21, 2007