by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. A game made from blocks and the blocks that form those blocks are blocks and those blocks that form the blocks are blocks
Aye Jacob want to play Minecraft
Jacob: oh that game with the blocks made out of blocks and those blocks are made from blocks and more blocks made from more blocks yeah sure
Kyle:yeah the game made from blocks and other blocks made from other blocks and those blocks
Jacob: oh that game with the blocks made out of blocks and those blocks are made from blocks and more blocks made from more blocks yeah sure
Kyle:yeah the game made from blocks and other blocks made from other blocks and those blocks
by The block man October 19, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.
Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death
by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. 
BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.
Minecraft boys
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.
by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug.