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Milton, VT

Milton Vermont is a quiet and boring town. Yet recently Milton has been making many improvements. Milton has many blossoming businesses and Milton's education is also growing. Milton has it's share of kids who are easy or drink and do drugs. Every town does. Milton's reputation is just "popular" because everyone wants to point at someone to say, "hey atleast I'm not that guy." Nearly all rumors are just old stereotypes. People just want to put down someone else to make themselves feel better.
Girl- "Oh, no way ____ is pregnant?! Well that's one for us and six for Milton! What? She slept with three guys on the football team? Better than Milton I heard one girl slept with the whole soccer team?!"

Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"
by MonPseudonym October 5, 2011
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Milton

A man whom buys multiple woman flowers and denies it, slacks on dishes.

Sometimes cute and loveable on a rare moment.
Milton bought his girlfriend two flowers, but receipts show he’s bought 4 total.
by Whothissss November 14, 2018
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Molson

Canadian brewer that has cornered the market in beers that taste like frozen paint thinner. MUST be consumed at close to temperatures where nitrogen becomes a solid in order to avoid the natural taste. Which is the liquid equivalent to what microwaved shit must taste like.

Can also be effective in destroying earwig nest infestations and cleaning ear wax from dogs, cats, sheep, etc.
You'd think after 500 years, these folks at Molson would've figured it out by now.
by fuckles_the_clown December 11, 2006
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Milton Glax

Miltom glax aka milton girls lacrosse is the hottest thing in Georgia. It’s a team of fake blondes who are all either all Americans or committed to a D1 college by their junior year. They’ve been the best team in Georgia since the beginning of time and trust me they know it . They’ve won 13 states championships and always get the most expensive rings. They all drives jeeps, convertibles or bmws. Their team is basically a cult and will destroy any way who gets in their path. They keep it classy on the field and have fun on the weekends.
Milton Glax just won another state championship
by Chickenfriesanduglyguyss December 10, 2019
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molson canadian

Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.
by Stanley Sachs March 30, 2008
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Milton, Georgia

A suburb of Atlanta with nothing more to do then get stoned. Population makeup: Whites: 45% Mexicans: 50% Other: 5%. Dominantly Rednecks, pickup trucks are common methods of transportation.Lacks sidewalks.
If you want to go for a "walk" in Milton, Georgia, you will probably get ran over by a redneck in a jacked-up truck 16 feet from the ground.
by mattwx1 April 21, 2011
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Midson

Someone with the ending of the name of "son" who smokes midz and gets totally zooted off of them and lays down on a rock like a pussy.
Midson is an example of a person who is a lightweight and smokes midz and gets totally zooted
by Red_Riding March 30, 2011
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