the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.

Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."

by King Torch January 2, 2016

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016

loud micer

a pussy ass nigga with stds

dude u hear that?
what?
its a loud micer

ohhh one of those pussy niggas

by dad200000000000000000006666666 December 5, 2020

Loud Micers

People who are incapable of being coherent. They use this method in-order to mask their incoherency. They typically stray to this path because they aren't funny enough so they use amplified sound or static that makes their volume exaggerated. Which is found "humorous".

P1: Loud Micers are so annoying.
P2: I agree, you can't even interpret what they're saying.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

St. Mildreds

A school where you need to pay for good grades and to get anywhere in life. If you come out as gay they out you to your family before sending you away. All the rich white snobs go here and always end up at strippers or no good wanna-bees.

Free therapy should be offered to everyone who goes here

Did you go to St. Mildreds? That explains a lot

by ew a dick May 7, 2021

Mailer

Sex God

Phew, you're a bit of a Mailer, you are.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Malerie

Maleries are really nice or really mean (no in between) they are usually very fake and they act like they like you but they actually don't. Maleries have blonde hair and blue eyes usually and very tall or very short (no in between) Maleries can be slim thick or fat. Maleries love food and is always begging lol

Malerie back up you is not getting any of my food.

by Big.booty.b.word December 14, 2018