Michigan Buttplug

A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.
Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.
by norm the plum June 05, 2017
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a Michigan adult

someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)
person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working

person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult

person a: weird
by thicckiid January 11, 2021
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The Michigan Motorboat

It is a sexual act usually following after the act of fellatio. The man will then proceed to ejaculate into a crevice created by her wedging her breasts together. After the process of ejaculation he sticks his face into the breasts covered with his own semen and wish washles around.
Dude, she gave me head and I totally gave her the Michigan Motorboat.

No way dude.

Ya I can still taste it.
by The Michelan Man January 09, 2009
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Michigan Maijala

When your teacher is a milf and regularly tutors you. At a tutoring session you stick your 12 inch cock in your teachers. Amid the throatfuck you light her on fire,and cum in her face.
Did you hear Aj did the Michigan Maijala with Mrs. Johnson?!
by TheLubyLuber September 17, 2017
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Michigan Mudslide

The Michigan mudslide is when you pay a stripper $50 in Kohl’s cash to shit in a glass of Rumchata and Goldschlager
I paid a woman in Kohl’s cash the poop in my drink she gave me ole’ Michigan Mudslide
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 18, 2023
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michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.
*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”
by terrylondon April 05, 2020
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michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
by Elizafox July 07, 2017
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