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Michigan Motherload

An abnormal amount of ejaculate. Refers to the Great Lakes surrounding Michigan, and that the amount of ejacualte can be compared to the water in said Lakes. For obvious reasons, this should only be used involving EXTREME amounts of ejaculate. Otherwise, refer to Salt Lake Salt Bath.
Man, that was one Michigan Motherload I fired off there!
by Koolpa May 22, 2018
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Michigan Maijala

When your teacher is a milf and regularly tutors you. At a tutoring session you stick your 12 inch cock in your teachers. Amid the throatfuck you light her on fire,and cum in her face.
Did you hear Aj did the Michigan Maijala with Mrs. Johnson?!
by TheLubyLuber September 17, 2017
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Michigan Buttplug

A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.
Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.
by norm the plum June 5, 2017
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michigan steamer

The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.
*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”
by terrylondon April 4, 2020
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Michigan Mudslide

The Michigan mudslide is when you pay a stripper $50 in Kohl’s cash to shit in a glass of Rumchata and Goldschlager
I paid a woman in Kohl’s cash the poop in my drink she gave me ole’ Michigan Mudslide
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 17, 2023
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a Michigan adult

someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)
person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working

person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult

person a: weird
by thicckiid January 10, 2021
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Belleville Michigan

A small city just a little over 30 mins outside of Detroit where females will only want something to do with you if you’re rich & that’s not a bad thing but it is when the guys know that if they dress fly & flash the right amount of money that they can definitely get a Belleville girl in bed that night
Stranger 1: Hey! have you ever been to Belleville Michigan?
Stranger 2: Yeah the hoes easy as fuck out there in Belleville all you gotta do is come right
by Chris Landle July 17, 2021
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