The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black

Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin

by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024

A Melvin

A front wedgie for a female.

My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.

by Wouldscrew October 3, 2022

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

Melvin

A Melvin is a teenager who is on that anime grind. They also have a despicable scent. They believe that they're the "main character."

This kid at my school is going straight Melvin mode.

by Ya.boi.gingy December 31, 2022

Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"

by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021

Melvin

Dope, Lit, Boomin

You melvin nigga

You da melvin

by Lex21 May 30, 2017

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in the world, and is also the best fighter in the world!

Wow look at Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by anonymous December 20, 2020