A mechaphile is a description of a person who will commit sexual acts and form such relationships involving a car.
"Oh look mummy that mechaphile is fucking his car and now the mechaphile stuck his penis into the car exhaust pipe"
by smashmymitten33 May 28, 2008
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Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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A mechanical engineering major that has entered the program can officially be called a "mechie." While doing pre reqs one is called a "pre-business major" because the classes are so tough and many switch to business majors.
by yuliyavnik May 21, 2015
Get the Mechie mug.A very beautiful girl that can be insecure a lot of time about some of the littlest things. Always looks for help from friends, and tends to be either very popular or a outcast there is no in between. Easily be made mad and may seem very week but is actually unusually strong. Also can fit in any friend group really because of fun personality and is a great girlfriend because of there romantic-ness and adventure drived soul.Plus she is very smart but acts like she's not so she wont be labeled that, and she's very funny and will always keep a smile on your face. So if you ever meet a Mecca keep her.
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