dogs muck

dog shit

watch out,dont step in the dogs muck,its dirty

by custard ganet February 16, 2004

Muck Plug

The solid turd that accompanies liquid shit and acts a cork to the liquid shit. Usually not only recognized by the look and feel of different textures, but also by the accompanying "pop" sound.

Those wings from dinner gave me the shits. Luckily the burger from lunch formed a muck plug first, or I may have shit myself.

by roof bolter November 8, 2009

muckerdoodle

replace almost any word with muckerdoodle and it'll work

"Muckerdoodle off, my friend."
"Hands off my muckerdoodles."

by alskdlaksnd123 January 3, 2014

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

by idiotperson March 1, 2017

Muck

To be a a jackass, or an idiot.

Come on muck!

by manutd12us December 31, 2008

muck

to screw up

he mucked up his driving test.

by TerMInaTER September 5, 2003

McFucked

1.) how your stomach feels after eating fast food
2.) how your intestines feel right before getting rid of the fast food

Man, that super sized double McTrouble looked good on the menu, but now my stomach is McFucked!

by El_Americano December 11, 2009