mattressfirm

A place where you go to pretend to be buying a mattress but really you just take a nap on them and leave. But legend has it if you sleep for too long you'll either get raped trafficked or tickled to death. They also launder money so if you go there ask for the mattress with the money and buy yo self some weed.

Yo lets go to MattressFirm I need some weed.

by TuckerIsShaggy v.2 March 5, 2019

Pongo mattress

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

folded mattress

Someone whos fat vagina is bigger then camel toe and moose knuckle

Person 1- Damn look at that camel toe...

Person 2 nah man thats a folded mattress its huge...

by Ajc22 August 22, 2017

Burst Mattress

A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams

“Her lady garden hasn’t had a gardener in a while, it looks like a burst mattress “

by Gootherologist2020 November 25, 2020

Shot the mattress

Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.

I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.

by Propa-Gandhi July 4, 2017

mactree

A mactree is a clit tree (created by a mgack)

Last nite i did a mgack, then mguntyed the mactree

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

Mantri

A noun which decribes a person who is unable to arrive on time.

Omg...you are such a Mantri. Your even late to your own wedding.

Dude.......Mantri eh?

by Poom is gay May 12, 2008