mattressfirm

A place where you go to pretend to be buying a mattress but really you just take a nap on them and leave. But legend has it if you sleep for too long you'll either get raped trafficked or tickled to death. They also launder money so if you go there ask for the mattress with the money and buy yo self some weed.

Yo lets go to MattressFirm I need some weed.

by TuckerIsShaggy v.2 March 5, 2019

Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

by chestwick January 25, 2011

mattress firm model

To describe someone who is in a deep, vegetative, inanimate, motionless like state. Similar to a coma or slumber after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages with little H20 ratio. Typically used when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

On God, after we got out the bar he tried to press me and I made that dude a mattress firm model.

by kfcnutrients July 14, 2019

mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018

Mattress Firm

an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.

On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023