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by goatcatcher November 29, 2021
Get the Mattie mug.A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018
Get the St Patty Matty mug.Meaning: "Mute; Ain't Talking To You". Used in gaming and social situations, "Matty" simply means "butt out".
Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Bob: "I'm just saying, he had to do what he did to save face."
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.
Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)
... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?
...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.
And so it has been written...
...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.
Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)
... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?
...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.
And so it has been written...
...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
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