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The Matrix by spg November 12, 2003
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fugazi matrix
The fugazi matrix is typically entered after long periods of studying. After long hours of study drugs, you begin to trick yourself into believing that you have mastered the subject of your study. As the study drug wears off, the fugazi matrix is at full force, as you suddenly realize you have no idea about anything you have just learned and you are totally F'd for your test the next day.
Dude I'm so deep in the fugazi matrix, I thought I understood this, but I actually know nothing about this.
fugazi matrix by thelarry March 16, 2016
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Lord Matrix
He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
bleed the matrix
A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’
To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.
To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.
To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
bleed the matrix by timr211 November 16, 2019
alabama tadpole matrix
The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
alabama tadpole matrix by frapeham3 November 30, 2011
Pull a Matrix
To "pull a matrix" is to "forget" that any sequels of a particular movie existed. By not acknowledging the crapiness of the second and possibly third sequel, you boost the awesomeness of the original.
#1: Ok... that last Pirate movie sucked!
#2: yeah man, I'm just gonna pull a matrix on that... just like I did with Spiderman.
#1: Good idea man... I gotta jet, I have go watch "The land before time #10 with my little bro."
#2: yeah man, I'm just gonna pull a matrix on that... just like I did with Spiderman.
#1: Good idea man... I gotta jet, I have go watch "The land before time #10 with my little bro."
Pull a Matrix by Chantalle June 16, 2007
The Matrix Revolutions
Underrated finale to The Matrix saga, which pits Neo against Agent Smith for one last time while people in the real world fight off Sentinels invading Zion. Better than people said it was and really kick-ass fight at the end with Neo and Smith.
Me: "The Matrix Revolutions" kicked ass!
Random kid in class: It was garbage, admit it. 'You Got Served' will be much better.
Me: Well then, you're just fucking retarded.
Random kid in class: It was garbage, admit it. 'You Got Served' will be much better.
Me: Well then, you're just fucking retarded.
The Matrix Revolutions by Mister E. February 15, 2004