Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

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Martha

Martha, a very beautiful person, from inside and outside. She isn’t really shy nor quiet, she’s a loud person. She’s at least an unproblematic person. She, a person, who loves to make stories. She uses her phone a lot. She’s sometimes generous, and sometimes not. She’s a student, who wouldn’t study, and still not fail the test. Regards, that, she actually studies only when it comes to math, or spelling. She hates teachers who make her over work. She sometimes sleep late.

“Martha, come here. We’re going to the park”

by hgsksiinlove June 8, 2021

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Martha Wayne

When you try to pull off a pearl necklace but you shoot her in the face instead

I told him I wanted it on my chest but instead he gave me a Martha Wayne

by Bruce bane October 24, 2023

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Martha-nize

Verb. The action of pelting someone with ignorant questions for days and weeks until the incompetence fueling the question asking results in emotional or mental distress to the individual being accosted. Martha-nizing is equal to figuratively euthanizing the

subject’s will to live.

“This bitch done asked me how to send an email for the 12th time this week. I’m too drained to come back to work tomorrow from how she’s attempting to Martha-nize me on the daily. Please give my eulogy”

by TaggartRailCEO September 6, 2023

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