Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.

Mattingly sucks in the sac.

by Szerbs October 12, 2013

Gay Mating Call

Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a little girl/male hairdressers music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a "Gay Mating Call", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

by MarkHack December 10, 2008

maling

(v.) To male; to fuck up everything good and worthwhile in your life.

If you haven't destroyed a relationship with a great woman, you aren't maling correctly.

by Wall_eeyore September 2, 2017

Malding

Someone who is balding and mad at the same time but also salty about being called malding.

Harrison is malding, he sucks at euphonium

by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019

malding

mad and bald

Ryan Bloom is malding!

by nick13378 May 19, 2021

Malingsia

A pun on Malaysia, literally meaning "Malay thieves". Mainly used by Indonesians.

"MALINGSIA ITU ANJING!!!"
- Indonesian fans, 2020

by NganLekawaii May 12, 2023

Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

by True Stories November 11, 2015