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Lick the mackerel

Drinking from the fury cup. Conducting oral sex with a female - often associated with female on female action.
Are you a lesbian? " No I'm afraid I don't lick the mackerel!"
by My Nit September 8, 2006
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mackerel

How are Chelsea better than Arsenal you fuckin Mackerel.
by The Dalai Longer November 12, 2004
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holy mackerel

An interjection a white father exclaims when he is surprised, shocked, or even terrified.
Holy mackerel! Sam's Club is having a sale on Hamburger Helper!
by guysbeingdudes January 25, 2015
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Mackelvie

A new word, used as a synonym for titty fuck. Often used as a swear word in utter disgust or displeasure.
Aww Mackelvie! I lost my keys!

Person 1:What'd you do last night?

Person 2: I mackelvied that bitch.

Person 2: Niiiice
by Rohan17 March 5, 2007
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Macbeth Complex

When you want every movie or play to end with someones death preferably everybody. For example in Macbeth where everyone dies in the end
1:want to watch a movie tonight?

2:only if someone dies in it.

1:Oh you have such a Macbeth Complex
by Dr.Krogh March 24, 2009
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mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006
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Macked-out

drinking to the point of not being able to remember your actions, but still putting down game and waking up next to a fine piece of ass.
adam was so macked-out last night, he took TWO girls home!
by frostykewlguy December 10, 2009
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