Lurpey

1.adjective- clumsy and or uncoordinated
2.adjective- tall, thin and generally floppy
3.verb- walked or moved floppily or clumsily

1. & 2. Dude, you look so lurpey.
3. The octupus lurped over to its prey.

by mnlewy February 11, 2010

Lurp

(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.

Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"

Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"

by Notta Lurp September 18, 2011

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

lurpie

The sound you make when giving someone a Lurpy.
The Term and sound, Invented by the CGB Crew, When disciplining "Larry" And "Paul" as well as other fallen mascots.
The "Lurpy" is usually and almost always in conjecture with a hand movement over ones head.
Acting out the motion and movement of a person preforming Oral sex on ones self.
Assisting the heads bob of Oral sex, A Lurpie.

Receaving Oral sex from a female.

The sound is similar to your tongue hitting the lips after making the sound.

***This Defintion is a Trademark Of the Southern Brookyln Crew Know as CGB.***

You and your friends are sitting around chilling, and someone cracks a bad joke.

"Yo, He gets a Lurpie!"

by B Boy 0N3R 372 June 2, 2008

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Lurpakin'

Spreading ones self over a bed whilst sleeping, like butter on toast.

Lara stop lurpakin' there's no room for me on the bed.

by gibbifer July 23, 2010

lurp

someone who looks through various social networking sites for pictures of people they know, usually a male looking for slutty pictures of recently met women

Your already looking at her Facebook pictures, u lurp!

by kawika aipohaku May 27, 2011