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harold jay-nes lingo

n. A type of dialect where one would over pronounce the "H" in words where the "H" is silent, causing them to hack up flem and irritate others. Specifically words starting with "WH", the "w" would be faint and the "h" would be abrupt and obvious. Also contorting the word "dollars" to "dowl-lers". Originated by Harold Jaynes himself. a.k.a. Harold Jay-nes
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHERE are my wwwHITE monopoly dowllers!?"
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHICH of you like wwwHITE rice?"
Victim: "Holy crap, Harold Jay-nes lingo is freakin annoying!"
by Skoylaaaa November 6, 2007
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The Lingo

An odd sort of phrases and vocabulary used by Jeff Wu, Omar Hafez, Julius Seok, and Neil Choudary, all of Langley High School, McLean, Virginia. They also seem to have a fascination with appending the suffix "-ed" to any sort of word along with the word "hard" after it, perhaps relating to some comical event that occurred to them recently.
"Yeah I dunno about that."

"K can you not."

"C-can you just stop. thx."

"I think we'd better go."

"You can't touch the godly."

"Ok." (With the voice)

"Peace out, a-town."

" -ed hard."

"...or what's going on."

"Yeah definitely not."

"Yeah good luck with that."

"Way to verb."
Specifically - "Way to overly state the overly obvious."

"Way to be adjective."

"Way to be a(n) noun."

"Wow." + any of the above

"Are you joking?" (With the look)

"Are you through?"

"Spammage of the gay/godly."

"School... what the fuck is going on?"

"Meh."

"Worthless dude."

"Soooooo gay."

"Blowage."

"Wanna send, post haste, kthx."

"Too hot."

"NOICE."

"NYAHHHHHH"

"Peace out, a-town"

"Sexy" in situations where it doesn't make any sense
Example: "My profile is damn sexy."

"asap" where it doesn't make sense
Example: "I failed that physics test, asap."
by Muhammed Jihad April 23, 2005
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A screwy game show based on Bingo, the online version of which screws over players miserably. PTF
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Jai-Lingo

A very unique, original and hilarious way of speaking.JAI 's very own secret language that is adored with everybody who heard it spoken, because of also has quite a healthy big dose fresh and funkaliscious sense of humour as well!!!
LMFAO!! That Jai-Lingo that she is speaking is SO "high-larious" to my ears!! JAILINGO Jai's Secret Code High-larious! Spy Language Toonie Talk Jaispeak
by Jai K. February 15, 2009
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Lobster-n-Lingus Day

Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.
Do you want to celebrate Lobster-n-Lingus Day at my place or yours?
by angel fire March 14, 2009
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echo lingus

The act of oral pleasure upon a female who is endowed with a rather spacious twat.
i had to go down on your gran with ski's on for fear of falling into her bucket crotch.
by the silver wolf September 27, 2004
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bi-lingual

A person able to speak two languages

OR

A person who isn't an American.
1. I speak English and Russian. I'm bi-lingual!
2. That person is bi-lingual. Perhaps we shouldn't have spit in his food.
by Soyuz January 15, 2004
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