Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

Crisp Lottery

Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.

Whilst eating some crisps

Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"

You - "O go on then"

Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"

You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"

by benny_ March 18, 2011

Roofie Lottery

The act of consuming drinks found lying around a party and/or bar in hopes of finding on that has been drugged.

We thought she was just wasted but it turns out she was playing the roofie lottery...and she was wasted.

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

Low Lottery

When a person of little means, manages to create a situation where they are injured and in turn sues for large amounts of money.

A boy who was stealing copper wire from a building was electrocuted. The family sued the building owners and won. Lucky for them they didn't spend much on his education or upbringing, I guess they always knew he'd win the low lottery for them.

by doofus2 September 16, 2013

looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.

Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.

by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018

chop lotto

A DMV rapper from maryland who created and made the term clout baby cool.

chop lotto should be president of the united state

by hoodlum64 March 6, 2019