Lay The Sauce

Layin' The Sauce

How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?

Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix

Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?

by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018

Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. May 19, 2018

Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

lay a hump

to take part in sexual intercourse; to fuck.

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!

by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009

lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.

Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?

by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013