Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.
Have you tried egg laying before?
by TTProtoTaylor July 14, 2019
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lay sluh

Slang which means (sometimes sexual) assault of a person of color, typically done after a breakup as a form of revenge. Common in south Florida, possibly elsewhere.
Maaaaaaan I'm gonna lay sluh if they ever come near me again cuh.
by tootering September 22, 2021
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lay mud

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head
by bosch June 04, 2004
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Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
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lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.
Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?
by naughty_warwick November 03, 2013
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Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. April 02, 2018
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laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017
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