Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.

"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"

by GoldyOne December 22, 2023

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lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

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lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

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lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009

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Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

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