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Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
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Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!
Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.
by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013
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Boreman Lames

Is an alternative and more accurate name given to WWE superstar Roman Reigns by internet sensation Bruce Blitz. The reason is because of how boringly monotone and retarded he sounds while cutting a promo and how lame his jokes are.
To start the show Boreman Lames cane out to cut a lame ass promo
by Fpatel786 March 3, 2017
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meadow lands crew

a group of teenagers from the meadow lands in vacaville,ca....that formed a posse around 6 years ago known as the MLC.
yo dat nig is from the meadow lands crew.
by playboi!trevin December 16, 2008
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Lorenzo Lamas

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.
1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.

2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.

3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!
by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010
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Lamestream

A term hipsters use to define something that tries to be hipster and fails by still being mainstream.
Hipster One: Did you see that girl wearing fake glasses?
Hipster Two: Yeah, she's being lamestream.
by IceOfWaterflock May 29, 2013
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lads

guys usually from in western sydney suburbs like penrith, wearing canterburys, tns, nautica and white hat.
they're pretty tough cunts
say everything in pig latin.
most of them have children to girls whos names they can't remember,
always tagging & rolling losers.
lads: OI ADLAYS PASS MY ACKETJAYS
lads: get it yaself aggotfays

lads: oi braahzz gimme ya wallet

random: check out those lads, rolling that poor fat kid

lad 1: OI LADS LETS GO BASH SOME EMOS
by tammeh! June 21, 2008
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